Looking to add some humor and personality to your coffee bar or station?
Here are 100 funny coffee quotes to perk up your space! From short and sweet to clever and creative, these quotes will keep you caffeinated and smiling.
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Short and Sweet:
- “Life happens, coffee helps.”
- “Espresso yourself!”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
- “Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.”
- “Coffee is my love language.”
- “But first, coffee.”
- “First I drink the coffee, then I do the things.”
- “Coffee: the other vitamin C.”
- “Coffee is my BFF.”
- “Caffeine: maintaining my personality since [birth year].”
Creative and Playful:
- “Decaf? No thanks, I live life on the edge.”
- “Espresso patronum!”
- “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee. Close enough!”
- “A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.”
- “Coffee: turning ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning!'”
- “I don’t rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope for the best.”
- “Behind every great day is a cup of coffee.”
- “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.”
- “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”
- “Keep calm and brew on.”
For Coffee Lovers:
- “Coffee: the liquid hug for your brain.”
- “Coffee is my favorite co-worker.”
- “Life’s too short for bad coffee.”
- “More espresso, less depresso.”
- “Too much Monday, not enough coffee.”
- “Drink coffee, do stupid things faster with more energy.”
- “Coffee is the answer. I don’t remember the question.”
- “Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a coffee.”
- “I like big cups, and I cannot lie.”
- “In coffee, we trust.”
Slightly Longer and Funny:
- “If you’re not coffee, chocolate, or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.”
- “Coffee first, schemes later.”
- “Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”
- “If you’re not shaking, you need another cup.”
- “Instant human: just add coffee.”
- “Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone every morning.”
- “Give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can’t.”
- “Decaf? You mean sad coffee?”
- “I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.”
- “If life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.”
Witty and Quirky:
- “Coffee: nature’s way of saying, ‘You’ve got this!'”
- “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
- “No talkie before coffee.”
- “A day without coffee is like… just kidding, I have no idea.”
- “Caffeine: my spirit animal.”
- “Sometimes I feel like my only real friend is coffee.”
- “Decaf coffee is like a hairless cat… it exists, but that’s not why we’re here.”
- “Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.”
- “You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not coffee.”
- “Coffee: a hug in a mug.”
Clever Wordplay:
- “I like my coffee like my mornings: dark and strong.”
- “Latte: the Italian word for ‘you paid too much for this.'”
- “I don’t sweat, I sparkle… and drink coffee.”
- “Espressoly for you!”
- “Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”
- “Deja brew: the feeling you’ve had this coffee before.”
- “Coffee: the real MVP of adulting.”
- “I’ll take a coffee with a side of coffee, please.”
- “Coffee: a cup of ambition.”
- “I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.”
Short and Punchy:
- “Sip happens.”
- “Coffee is my spirit animal.”
- “A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.”
- “Coffee: for survival purposes only.”
- “Pour some sugar and caffeine on me!”
- “Caffeine and kindness.”
- “Good ideas start with coffee.”
- “Today’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee.”
- “More caffeine, less drama.”
- “The grind is real.”
For the Coffee-Obsessed:
- “Coffee: because mornings are hard.”
- “Coffee and I are a thing.”
- “Espresso yourself or depresso yourself.”
- “Take life one cup at a time.”
- “Life without coffee is like a broken pencil: pointless.”
- “Drink coffee, it’s cheaper than therapy.”
- “Coffee: I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”
- “Coffee: a daily grind that never gets old.”
- “Step aside water, today is a job for coffee.”
- “My birthstone is a coffee bean.”
Creative and Fun:
- “Wake up and smell the coffee!”
- “I like you a latte!”
- “Coffee: because crack is illegal.”
- “Start each day with a positive brew.”
- “I’ll have a coffee with my sunshine, please.”
- “I need coffee in my veins and sass in my brain.”
- “I could give up coffee, but I’m no quitter.”
- “Caution: may contain coffee.”
- “Hot coffee, cool vibes.”
- “Can’t espresso how much you mean to me.”
A Little Bit Extra:
- “You mocha me happy!”
- “Coffee: today’s plan in liquid form.”
- “Rise and grind!”
- “Take life one coffee at a time.”
- “Just brew it.”
- “Life is brew-tiful with coffee!”
- “May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner be even.”
- “Coffee and confidence.”
- “Espresso now, procrastinate later.”
- “Brewed for greatness.”